I’m 62. Is It Too Late to Start Lying About My Age?
I meant to say, I’m 42…yeah, that’s right, 42
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5 min readMay 16, 2023
The first rule of lying about your age is never to reveal your real age, and the second is to start early.
Really early, like at birth.
Why, oh why, couldn’t my parents have procrastinated in filling out my birth certificate or delayed putting me in…
