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The Wind Phone

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Mom Stayed Alive for Her Cat, Now It’s Gone

Do we tell her? — A common sight is my mother lying in bed, with a black and white cat sleeping near her shoulder, a pure black cat in her arms, and a black Labrador sprawled across the bottom of the bed. This is my mother’s happy place, surrounded by her pets. Her animals have…

The Wind Phone

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Mom Stayed Alive for Her Cat, Now It’s Gone
Mom Stayed Alive for Her Cat, Now It’s Gone
The Wind Phone

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Imogene’s Notebook

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Juliet Capulet Puts Everyone On Blast

Juliet and her Romeo are alive and well? — Whatsup? It’s your girl, Juliet, here. Yeah, that one — Lady Juliet Capulet. Listen, the next time someone suggests I give up everything I love for a man, I’m going to spit in their face or make my nurse do it. What an idiot I was, but in my defense…

Fiction

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Juliet Capulet Puts Everyone On Blast
Juliet Capulet Puts Everyone On Blast
Fiction

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The Wind Phone

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The Dead Have Moved On, But Have I?

Forgiving my sibling who died of suicide — C.W.: Suicide My brother and I weren’t in a good place when he died by suicide. We’d never been close — there was a large age gap — and after my father died, my brother lost touch with reality. He worked his way through his confusion by tormenting me with…

The Wind Phone

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The Dead Have Moved On, But Have I?
The Dead Have Moved On, But Have I?
The Wind Phone

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The Narrative Arc

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My Mother Thought Her Chance Encounter With Neil Patrick Harris’ Producer Would Lead To My Big Break

Spoiler Alert: I didn’t wow him — “I used to live here when I was a kid,” he said standing at the front gate of my mother’s house. She’d been peacefully weeding in her front garden, but she still noticed the silver Mercedes slide into the parking space between the two elm trees. Even if it had…

The Narrative Arc

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My Mother Thought Her Chance Encounter With Neil Patrick Harris’ Producer Would Lead To My Big…
My Mother Thought Her Chance Encounter With Neil Patrick Harris’ Producer Would Lead To My Big…
The Narrative Arc

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My Dentist Is Gaslighting Me

For once, no drills were involved — Remember when you were a child, and people would say, “Don’t eat candy; it will rot your teeth out?” They weren’t only trying to scare you or steal all your candy — too much candy does ruin your teeth, or it seems that way. Two of my crowns have fallen…

Aging

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My Dentist Is Gaslighting Me
My Dentist Is Gaslighting Me
Aging

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In for a Penny

·Nov 23

Tips From a Professional Writer: Seven Things You Need To Know

Why it’s easy to tell the difference between a want-to-be and a professional writer — Why do you write? For some people, it’s the chance to examine and express their thoughts and feelings, for others, it’s a way to make money and have a career. And that’s only two reasons, there are thousands. Everybody has their distinct reasons for putting words down. While you don’t…

Listicles With Commentary

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Tips From a Professional Writer: Seven Things You Need To Know
Tips From a Professional Writer: Seven Things You Need To Know
Listicles With Commentary

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The Narrative Arc

·Nov 22

I’m Only Cooking One Thanksgiving Dinner This Year

This is the first time in over 30 years — Cooking a holiday meal, especially a Thanksgiving meal can be stressful. You must master family recipes, get the timing of the dishes exactly right, accommodate a large group with varying dietary needs, and often deal with personality clashes. It can be a lot. Now take that stress and double or…

The Narrative Arc

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I’m Only Cooking One Thanksgiving Dinner This Year
I’m Only Cooking One Thanksgiving Dinner This Year
The Narrative Arc

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The Wind Phone

·Nov 10

I Didn’t Think You’d Grieve

I’ve been grieving all along — My mother’s caregivers were instructed by the hospice doctors to give her morphine — but my mother refused. Although she’s growing weaker and eating very little, she’s not in pain, or so she says. There have been times in the past when death seemed close, and she rallied, but that…

The Wind Phone

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I Didn’t Think You’d Grieve
I Didn’t Think You’d Grieve
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Travel Memoirs

·Nov 6

Disneyland Paris Showed Me It’s a Small World After All

The Purple People Eater Goes to Paris — I went to Disneyland Paris many years ago. Before it was Euro Disney, Parc Disneyland, and Euro Disneyland Paris. I believe it’s back to Disneyland Paris, so we can all rest easy. I don’t know what all the name changes were about. …

Travel Memoirs

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Disneyland Paris Showed Me It’s a Small World After All
Disneyland Paris Showed Me It’s a Small World After All
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Seen on Screen

·Nov 3

It’s Parasol Publications’ First Birthday and We Want You to Join Us in Celebration

Contests, cash prizes, and more writerly fun — In November of last year, a novel pub was initiated, when our founder, Debra G. Harman, MEd., opened The Narrative Arc. Within only a few months, many of us joined in with Deb to become a part of the very exciting Parasol Publications. With a reputation for excellence, writers who…

Parasol Publications

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It’s Parasol Publications’ First Birthday and We Want You to Join Us in Celebration
It’s Parasol Publications’ First Birthday and We Want You to Join Us in Celebration
Parasol Publications

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